i just made mac and cheese but it was too hot so i asked my dad for something to cool it down with like ice or something and he just wordlessly took the bowl and walked out and i was like wtf dad and then he walked back in and the bowl of mac and cheese was wearing sunglasses
in the beta universe, jake just sorta up and left his sister behind and was like “lol i’m go adventure now.”
and left jane to deal with the horror of their adoptive mother.
like man even in another realm of space and time, jake is such a selfish moron.
AND he took the fucking dog.
at least hes riding him